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r/Satisfyingasfuck•r/thedoctorrsoph•13h ago

3D art illusion.

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r/coworkerstories•r/sweetladypigeon•6h ago

My coworker has been fake sneezing for 3 months and I just found out why

So this has been going on for a while and I only just connected the dots this week.

There’s this guy at work let’s call him Rick. Rick’s like, late 40s, works in data entry, keeps mostly to himself, kind of a “bring his own lunch in a 1998 NASCAR thermos” kind of guy. Friendly, but not super chatty.

For the past few months, I noticed Rick would sneeze every single day around 3 PM. Not just a casual sneeze like, a full-body, “ACHOOO” followed by a dramatic sigh or muttered comment like “Whew, that one had velocity.” Every day. Same time.

I work near him, so at first I thought maybe it was allergies. But one day I jokingly said, “Man, your allergies really clock in right after lunch, huh?”

And he goes, totally straight-faced: “Oh, I’m not really sneezing. It’s just my alert.”

I’m like, “…your what?”

Rick, still unfazed, tells me that back in January he started fake sneezing every day at 3 PM to make sure he didn’t fall asleep at his desk. Apparently he was nodding off during long spreadsheet sessions and one time even got caught drooling onto a printed report.

He said he tried alarms, but hated the sound. So instead, he started making himself fake sneeze to jolt his body awake. It worked so well, he just made it a daily ritual.

This man has conditioned himself Pavlov-style to sneeze on cue at 3 PM. Like a reverse allergy.

It gets better. He now has a backup sneeze at 3:05 in case the first one doesn’t snap him out of it. I asked if anyone else knows, and he shrugged and said “I don’t think they notice. I think they just assume I’m allergic to Excel.”

I honestly have so many questions but also... I kind of respect it?

So yeah, I share an office with a man who fakes sneezes daily as a self-made productivity hack. This might be the weirdest form of time management I’ve ever witnessed and somehow it’s also the most effective.

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r/lgbt•r/Next_Ant_4353•17h ago

There is no queer liberation without smashing capitalism

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r/40something•r/mnewport1977•8h ago

Crap. I'm old.It’s been a little while. 47 😌

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r/ChikaPH•r/darkenedasia•6h ago

DiscussionThis sub has sadly became a space for miserable people channeling their unhealthy hatred towards celebrities

no need explanation.

nakakamiss mga unang batch dito nung panahong chismisan lang talaga itong sub na to and spilling tea about celebrities.

but now, everyday parang punong puno ng galit mga tao dito sa mga celebrities especially towards women. punong puno rin ng bodyshamers, faceshaming and slut shaming and any kind of shaming. some of the hate are valid but some are just pure evil hate… im not gonna name celebs na pero yk.

just sad

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r/Conservative•r/MackSix•15h ago

Flaired Users OnlyLIVE: Trump Confronts Supporter Outrage Over Epstein Case—What He Says Adds Fuel to the Flames

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r/confession•r/Old-Principle3092•6h ago

Former employer has continued paying me for 1.4 years (Approx. $86K net and counting)

Throwaway account for obvious reasons. This all started a year and a half ago when I voluntarily resigned for a new job opportunity. I went through the normal process of resigning, got paid out my remaining vacation days, etc. One thing to note is that they tried to not pay me for the very last day of my 2 week notice. I worked from home Fridays and my very last day was a Friday so i returned company property (laptop) back to them on the Thursday. So obviously i wouldn't be doing any work the Friday, anyways i fought back and got paid for the final Friday. But it took just under a month for that deposit to come in, i forget why (I used to get paid bi-weekly). I'm wondering if this had something to do with the payroll error since they had open my pay back up for that final day, or something along that line.

Here's where it starts, 2 weeks go by after that last payment for the friday, and we're now 6 weeks later from what was supposed to be my original last paycheck (that shorted me on the friday). Bing, i get my regular bi-weekly paycheck amount on the regularly scheduled day by direct deposit. Now i've been on reddit a long time and I've heard of similar scenarios, i also sure as hell don't have any love for corporations. So right off the bat i know to not spend it and to stick it in my TFSA in a simple 100% safe money market fund, sadly only earning a few % these days. TFSA is the 401K equivalent in Canada, I live in Ontario, Canada btw for legal context. Anyways fast forward approx. 1.4 years and here we are approx. $86K net later still receiving the same bi-weekly pay. I even got my 2024 T4 from the former employer (This is Canada's W2) and filed it as if I sill work there.

Also it's worth noting my former employer has like 5-10 subsidiaries (overall a pretty small company) and the finance department is responsible for the entire umbrella, and is notoriously a bit of a shit show. So not surprising something like this has happened. It'll be very interesting to see where this goes, but for now I'm happy to stand by and collect a measly amount of free money from the 2-3% interest. Anyone have some insight into overpayment laws in Ontario, Canada?

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r/rupaulsdragrace•r/SnooSprouts3744•11h ago

Season 16Kandy shares news about Xunami Muse

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r/ReadyOrNotGame•r/BigBootyKim•12h ago

Joke/MemeI’m sorry this has happened

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r/Hololive•r/Mr_kokonutz•16h ago

Meme“Green Dumb”

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r/limbuscompany•r/Viginti-Novem-•4h ago

ProjectMoon PostKJH has tweeted: 🥺🤑😱

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r/Awww•r/mary2911•14h ago

Soul hug

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r/CatDistributionSystem•r/Clumsyninj4•7h ago

Lost and FoundI kitten-napped a baby

A known stray mama cat recently had a litter of kittens. I saw mama and 3 kittens under my shed 2 weeks ago. On July 7th, she vacated with 2 of the kittens (I watched her leave with them), and I haven't seen them since.

This evening, my neighbor called - she caught a kitten. She said it had been around her back porch for about a week, alone, with no litter mates or mama, so she grabbed it. Did I know anyone who might want to help the kitten?

So now I have a tiny baby in my dog's crate in the basement. Um... what do I do? Looks to be a little male, about 2 bananas big.

He's nibbling at the wet food, but is crying and trying to get out of the crate. He's generally friendly, I can handle him and he purrs very loudly. I'm experienced with cats, but not babies. I have 2 adult cats, so I know I need to keep him isolated for a while.

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r/Hololive•r/Solar424•2h ago

Misc.Holo vs Robo giving Roboco an existential crisis

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r/politics•r/Exciting_Teacher6258•20h ago

The right-wing backlash over Epstein isn’t dying down

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r/memes•r/JerodTheAwesome•9h ago

Sorry for bleeding when you stabbed me

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r/lotrmemes•r/-Street_Spirit-•15h ago

Lord of the RingsToday I learned this is what Shelob looks like

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r/meirl•r/RowAdditional1614•15h ago

Meirl

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r/IllegallySmolCats•r/GGTerraB•16h ago

Floofy Smol KittyIs my son too wide to post here?

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r/formula1•r/Yavandor•9h ago

Misc10 years ago today we lost Jules Bianchi at the age of 25

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r/interesting•r/domgasp•17h ago

NATUREDragonflies are like the fighter jets of the insect world - these have a kill rate of 100%

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r/animalsdoingstuff•r/PradipJayakumar•11h ago

Remarkable!Somewhere in Australia

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r/Isekai•r/Remarkable-Role-6590•2h ago

MemeTough decision

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r/simpsonsshitposting•r/RVAYoungBlood•8h ago

Politics Prove me wrong, MAGA. Prove me wrong.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave•r/Based_Lawnmower•14h ago

I’m not stupid! I’m smarter than YOU!MAGA Realizing that they voted for pedophile defenders

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